June 2011
Kitty's Big Adventure
My cat decided to take an adventure. She found an open dryer vent pipe that I didn’t even know existed in my house, and thought it would be fun to worm her way into and through it. Whilst placidly playing wii, kicking Metroid Prime 2’s ass, I began to hear a faint meowing sound. Thinking nothing of it, since my cats are prone to make noise once in a while, I paid it no heed. However,...
The Turian your man could act like.
p0rtalman:
Rumor Has It
Ever had this awesome feeling, like everything is going to be fantastic, and then, right as you begin to experience the awesomeness of it, life throws you a curve-ball that breaks the windshield of your smooth ride? Yeah, well if you haven’t, you are probably a numbskull because life has a way of doing this to everyone once in a while…. Hence this small, sweet and simple rant, the...
The Plagues of Porltand
Crusties, creepy old men, scene kids, and hipsters. Lately, I’ve been noticing an influx of them due to tourist season.
The crusties love to smell as bad as they can to garner pity from the rich tourists while they pretend to be poor and panhandle, even though they could all probably get jobs if they washed themselves, put on some (once again) washed clothes and gave a shit...
