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I ♥ Mary
How to be the Biggest, Brightest and Bestest...
You know, the reason i am still single….(and probably always will be)…. Is that I can ALWAYS tell when people are FULL of SHIT. I honestly don’t understand how people don’t catch on to the shit flying past their heads en mass on a daily basis. First of all, to all people who lie through their teeth about mostly everything to make yourself look cooler, please just stop....
Kitty's Big Adventure
My cat decided to take an adventure. She found an open dryer vent pipe that I didn’t even know existed in my house, and thought it would be fun to worm her way into and through it. Whilst placidly playing wii, kicking Metroid Prime 2’s ass, I began to hear a faint meowing sound. Thinking nothing of it, since my cats are prone to make noise once in a while, I paid it no heed. However,...
The Turian your man could act like.
Rumor Has It
Ever had this awesome feeling, like everything is going to be fantastic, and then, right as you begin to experience the awesomeness of it, life throws you a curve-ball that breaks the windshield of your smooth ride? Yeah, well if you haven’t, you are probably a numbskull because life has a way of doing this to everyone once in a while…. Hence this small, sweet and simple rant, the...